Thursday, April 26, 2007

I got bumped! (It's a good thing)

Yeah! Just got bumped to business class! Lots of leg room, free beer, and those warm hand towels to wipe your hands and face. I'm a superstar, baby! Now, sing to yourself:

"I have a mansion forget the price
Aint never been there they tell me its nice
I live in hotels tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all.

My maserati does 185
I lost my license now I dont drive
I have a limo ride in the back
I lock the doors in case Im attacked.

I go to parties sometimes until four
Its hard to leave when you cant find the door
Its tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybodys so different I havent changed."